Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Post a joke.
Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
Read my joke.
Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
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Published: March 26, 2017 | Comments: 4

Silly Sunday

Paddy O’Toole and Colleen O’Gille were very much in love. One night Paddy propoded to Colleen and she accepted. He gave her a diamond ring that would chock a horse (If your into choking horses with big diamonds).

When Colleen got home she was so excited she woke up her father, Darby O’Gille. No not thee Darby O’Gille king of the wee people. However, Darby knew a thing or two about diamonds and told her it was fake.

She immediately went to Paddy’s house and pounded on the door screaming that the diamond was a fake!

Paddy told her the fake diamond ring was in honor of Saint Patrick. It was a sham rock.

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Post a joke.
Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
Read my joke.
Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.


Published: March 19, 2017

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Post a joke.
Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
Read my joke.
Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.


Published: March 12, 2017

Silly Sunday Cowboy

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Dakota prairies without water….

His horse had already died of thirst.

He’s crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.

He opens it and out pops a genie.

But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull grey dress.

There’s a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. ‘Well, cowboy,’ says the genie,

‘You know how I work….You have three wishes.’

‘I’m not falling for this,’ said the cowboy. ‘I’m not going to trust an IRS genie.’

‘What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it looks like you’re a goner anyway!’

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.

‘OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.’

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he’s surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

‘OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish.’

‘My second wish is that I was rich …. beyond my wildest dreams.’

** *POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

‘OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.

Better make it a good one!’

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says,

‘I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.’

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

Moral of the story:

If the U.S. government offers to help you, there’s going to be a string attached.


Published: March 5, 2017

Silly Sunday

Perils of a Catholic Upbringing

As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling my old pastor, Father Mike, who always admonished me to “care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked”, I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying her treasured worldly possessions in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person’s condition.

Yes, where some people saw only rags,
I saw a true, hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out,

“Reach out….

reach out . . .

and touch this person!”

So I did

I wo9n’t be at Mass for a few weeks.


Published: February 26, 2017

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Post a joke.
Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
Read my joke.
Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.


Published: January 15, 2017

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Post a joke.
Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
Read my joke.
Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.


Published: January 8, 2017

Silly Sunday

Published: December 25, 2016