Silly Sunday

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Then one-a day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Times up!’ ”

Comments (4)

  1. Mike Golch

    yep,listen to your gramps for sure!

  2. Jimmy

    Better listen to Grandpa Ha Ha.

  3. Sandee

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Grandpa is a smart man and seems to know how things work.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  4. messymimi

    Heeheehee! Grandpa has a point.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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